Panera Dread

from The Harmless Haunt by BlueRaspberry

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Driving through Texas, feeling mighty swell,
A billboard asked me, “Where ya going: heaven or hell?”
I said, “I’m just going to Panera Bread,
but now I’m full of existential dread.”

Will I burn up in fiery flames?
Will I meet St. Peter or St. James?
Will I be tortured eternally?
Or will I have a salad with a side of broccoli and cheese?

Where am I going? (Where am I going?)
Where will I go? (Where will I go?)
No way of knowing so
I propose we order those poppyseed bagels for the road.

People come and go from Panera Bread
But people don’t return often once they’re dead
I’ve never seen a Yelp review for Heaven or Hell
But this Panera Bread has 3.5 stars, so might as well!

Will I burn up in fiery flames?
Will I meet St. Peter or St. James?
Will I be tortured eternally?
Or will I have a salad with a side of broccoli and cheese?

Where am I going? (Where am I going?)
Where will I go? (Where will I go?)
No way of knowing so
I propose we order those mango smoothies for the road.

All you men with your petty signs listen here.
I’ve got things to do today.
No time for fear.
I think I’ll be alright. At least that’s my hunch.
For now, just let me eat my freakin’ lunch!

Where am I going? (Where am I going?)
Where will I go? (Where will I go?)
No way of knowing so
I propose we order those Mediterranean grain bowls for the road.

Where am I going? (Where am I going?)
Where will I go? (Where will I go?)
No way of knowing so
I propose we order those…(adlib)

For the road (repeat for eternity)

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from The Harmless Haunt, released January 13, 2023

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Will Parker, aka Folk Punk Dad, makes music that has been called compassion core and punk rock Mr. Rogers. His songs often openly relate his real-life experiences with mental illness, addiction, and grief. He plays dynamic, fun, high-energy shows that also feel intimate and personal. You may have seen FPD on TikTok where he and his wife, Cecelia (MPDM), are internet parents to over 150k cool kids. ... more

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